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Post by noa on Feb 21, 2010 23:41:14 GMT -5
it's cool for me to be a twig, even encouraged cause i'm a chick. and just to let you know rexxie, you're not the crocodile hunter. pretty sure that croc in your dp is fake. you should listen 'cause his voice is amazing and you could learn a few things from him. nuh uh, it would be if you wrote a song 'bout my body though.
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Post by drew on Feb 21, 2010 23:45:15 GMT -5
----- right, you're a twig and i have loads of muscles. that was a real one cupcake. people don't make fake ones that big i think. no it's a terrible song with a terrible singer. also i'd have to have had your body for me to write about it.
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Post by noa on Feb 21, 2010 23:54:50 GMT -5
wtf? your description sounds better than mine. no, i have a killer body and you have loads of muscles - there, it's equal now. when the fuck was this? you coulda called me to witness you attempt to wrestle a crocodile. somebody's jealous. just ask your brother for details, he knows all about my body.
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Post by drew on Feb 22, 2010 0:11:36 GMT -5
----- i'm very good at being descriptive. idr, i was drunk probably. it was fun though ! not jealous just pointing out the flaw to what you're saying.
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Post by noa on Feb 22, 2010 0:20:29 GMT -5
i'm concerned that you were drunk at that time of day. and that you think wrestling an animal that coulda killed you was fun. what would happen to woodrow if you died? btw, if you did die, would i become his caretaker? shut up and admit you're jealous of john mayer. promise i won't tease you about it. it's only natural to be threatened by him and his panty droppin' voice.
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Post by drew on Feb 23, 2010 0:49:16 GMT -5
----- it was more of the hangover drunkness you know what i mean? woodrow goes to the little girl who lived from the street from my flat. she was a trooper, most people don't like deformed animals. i wouldn't ever admit to such a lie. jealous of morrissey, yeah. jarvis cocker, definitely. thom yorke? oh yeah. john mayer? no thanks.
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Post by noa on Feb 23, 2010 0:54:47 GMT -5
nah, i don't know what you mean. i don't need alcohol in order to enjoy lyfe, kay thanks A.A member. wow, pardon my language but FUCK HER. i like deformed animals just as much as anybody! if not more! i should get woodrow. do you really want to screw your cat over? she's just gonna poke out the only eye he has left. what's your probbb with john mayer fool? he's like oh my god, words cannot even explain the attraction i feel towards that man.
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Post by drew on Feb 23, 2010 0:57:51 GMT -5
----- it's not an everyday thing. just be glad you weren't around. no, she's a responsible kid, a genius. so woodrow will go to a little girl who doesn't hate me. john mayer has no talent. like bono. i don't want to hear it, i don't subject you to my multiple thoughts on penelope cruz.
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Post by noa on Feb 23, 2010 15:23:29 GMT -5
how do you know she's still responsible? the girl could have gotten mixed up with drugs or something. don't just assume she's still the same girl. goddd, i don't hate youuuuuu. but i'm going to start to if you don't promise me woodrow after your death. omg what's that smell? i think it's the stench of a hater. wear some deodorant, rex. i can smell you hatin' all the way from here. wtf penelope cruz? she looks like a bird. wonderful taste you've got there, my friend..
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Post by drew on Feb 23, 2010 16:42:12 GMT -5
----- i still talk to her is how i know, she's like a kid sister to us. so hate, but you'll lose the debate to her. plus she's a kid, she gives the best puppy dog. i taught her too well. it is possible to not like certain things you know. don't diss the cruz, she's got more talent in her fingernail than mayer.
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Post by noa on Feb 23, 2010 16:47:26 GMT -5
what the fuck ever. fine, go ahead and ruin woodrow's life. i'm sure he'll love how awful his life is going to get when his owner dies and he's suddenly thrust into the arms of a seemingly innocent little girl. who turns out to be a barbarian in disguise. bullshit, you haven't seen my puppy dog yet. you would melt right away. yeah...sorry, her beak distracts me from her talent.
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Post by drew on Feb 23, 2010 18:26:34 GMT -5
----- don't get pissy because i chose someone more responsible. maybe i haven't noticed it because it SUCKS. penelope is my future wife, don't insult.
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Post by noa on Feb 23, 2010 20:15:14 GMT -5
suck my non existent dick. how is some little punkk more responsible than me? i'll fight her for him. maybe you need to get your vision checked or something. gr8, can't wait to see your mutant children.
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Post by drew on Feb 23, 2010 23:39:41 GMT -5
----- i think there's sand in your non-existent vagina, barbie. she's a smart kid like i said, i bet she could take you. get yo face checked, our babies would be beautiful.
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Post by noa on Feb 23, 2010 23:46:10 GMT -5
shut up or i'm totally running off with your guitar & woodrow in the middle of the night. tell her to bring it, any time, any place. i'm always down for a beat down. HURTFUL, what's wrong with my face? yeah sure, beautiful if you raised them in that sewer-mutant city from futurama.
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