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[kenya abernathy.]

_{you're so bright! not even being sarcasticc. well, will you require i get a degree in it? on a moped. it didn't! you're superrrr lucky.}

[drew]

----- i know, it's a momentary thing that happens sometimes. there's a degree for that? i didn't know so i'm going to say no you don't need it. if we have a moped where will we put the groceries? i did luck out, no rex meat.

credit to velma.

[kenya abernathy.]

_{it happens quite often, cut yourself some more slack. yes, art & media schools obviously. in the basket on the front! woooo, i didn't want to sell you out.}

[drew]

----- if it does then i don't know about it. maybe i'm a genius in my sleep. oh right, that makes sense i guess, i always forget the press learn somewhere mostly because they suck at everything. i'll be sure to be on a look out for moped with basket. right, because my blood would be on your hands. and then you'll hear a heartbeat from the floorboards.

credit to velma.

[kenya abernathy.]

_{that would be insane! the paparazzi learn from stalking, i could teach them stalking lessons, since i stalk you and all. a pink one! exactly. and that's not really how i roll.}

[drew]

----- i agree, and pretty productive i'd say. you do? it's nice to know i'm loved although i would prefer your company as opposed to you hiding in a bush. a pink one with rainbow stickers all over it.

credit to velma.

[kenya abernathy.]

_{seriously, who's to say sleep is a waste of your life now? yep, i'm kind of always with you, if you spot me then you can get my company. the stickers are taking it too far, i don't want you to look like my gay best friend.}

[drew]

----- exactly, unless it's an excuse to lie down next to someone beautiful. i'm going to find some binoculars and scope you out is how my day will always start now. oh good point, i thought it was a bit too much but that's what i was going for. but it would ruin the day.

credit to velma.

[kenya abernathy.]

_{well that's the exception. i usually wear camouflage, beware! exactly, you're supposed to look like my super sexy date!}

[drew]

----- also beds are comfortable, another excuse. i'm really good at finding waldo so i think i'll spot you. i'm the handsome date, you're the sexy one. but be straight with me. you've been here for a while right? vegemite, edible?

credit to velma.

[viera aldridge.]

_{stop disproving the theory! i can't even believe i was just compared to waldo. so it's an all around good looking date, should we match? yessir, vegemite, all i know about it is that it's in that one song, the land down under, and they seemed to like it!}

[drew]

----- right, let's strike that from the record and leave it as it is. i was going to say i spy books but would you rather a comparison to a paper clip in a messy room? matching outfits implies we try too hard and we don't need to. i come from a land down undaaaa. yeah i know the one. well someone got me a jar of it and idk if i should try it or not.

credit to velma.

[viera aldridge.]

_{yes, that's probably a bit better! nooo, it implies we're newlyweds. loved that one for so long back in grammar school, so sad! i say you do, take it like a man.}

[drew]

----- like in forgetting sarah marshall. except i don't need aldous snow to teach me how to love on you. they were a great series, i probably still have a few somewhere. okay, i'll just need to find some bread.

credit to velma.

[viera aldridge.]

_{ohh, aldous snow. he's got a new movie coming out, you know? let's see it! i'd be shocked if you did. let me guess, you'll be out of bread, and luck out!}