red stained lips ,

[brad]

hello australia, i'm bradford fredrick doucette and i'm twenty. i'm here because your mom gives the best head - i was born here, but i'm currently a student..

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YOU'D NEVER SEE ME ..

in bed with a girl that looks dirty, smells dirty, acts dirty, or that i've picked up from a street corner because she's easy and her prices may vary depending on how big i am....how desperate do i look to you?

I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED TO ..

italian food, woman in general and you know that stuff that comes in packages sometimes, bubble wrap that's it - everytime i see some i have to pop it no matter what its a habit.

I GET ANNOYED AS BEING STEREOTYPED AS A ..

manwhore, a player, hell even a pimp. yes i love woman, i think they are the most beautiful creatures on this earth, i love studying the anatomy of a womans body and yeah so what i like to fuck em and dump em that's my moto ! that does kind of sounds manwhore-ishy doesn't it? don't judge me jesus !

I FEEL MOST INSECURE ABOUT ..

my family, i never talk about my family because i figure if someone brings them up i'll actually have to think about them. they're the one reason why i act like this - besides me sister....i'm quite insecure about them if you can even be insecure about your family at all.

IF I COULD TRADE LIVES WITH ANY OTHER PERSON FOR A DAY IT WOULD BE ..

ah hell i'd say tiger woods is an original bad ass, no seriously the man says he's not black and gets away with it, can sneak around with at least eleven woman and get away without (some what), still has his wife all over his dick - even though he cheated on her and to top it all off he's fucking legit at golf - my hero hands doqn !

THE LAST TIME I CRIED WAS ..

i know most boys are going to say this, and yeah i agree men don't cry - but maybe this means i'm not a man because the last time i cried was when they killed off marissa on the oc a long time ago, man she was the best character on that show - just saying.

THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE IS ..

well during a party once i was dared to run down the street naked singing "i'm every woman". let's just say i did it and ran into one of my university professors, she was blushing so hard all she could do was nod and walk away. lets just say i was passing that class with flying colors after that.

I HAVE NEVER ..

jumped off a building, or been skydiving i really want to but i don't know whats stopping me.

I DON'T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR ..

my wit, i think people try to steer passed it because i don't look intelligent or i don't carry myself as someone who would be smart but in all honestly i think i need more credit for it i mean....i did make it to university didn't i?

THE MOST RIDICULOUS RUMOR I'VE HEARD ABOUT MYSELF IS ..

the most ridiculous one would have to be that i sold my body for drugs and booze. never that, i hate drugs and i hate drinking so that just wouldn't be me. plus once again i'm not desperate enough to actually sell myself let alone sell myself for stuff i could get for free by going in my fathers 'cabinet'

IF I CAN'T SLEEP IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE ..

i have really bad insomnia and i have a bunch of things running through my mind at fifty miles per hour to the point that i just can't sleep at all. i actually haven't had a desent nights sleep in years sadly.

IN FIVE YEARS I SEE MYSELF ..

living on an island with a gorgeous blonde on one arm, a gorgeous brunette on the other, a redhead giving me a massage and a black head rubbing my feet. it'll be just all five of us enjoying the relaxing breezes and enjoying our lives until we die.

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parents ,,

ew parents, well i guess i could tell you about them. you have my mother evelyn gracie doucette, she's fourty nine and she's pretty much known as entrepreneur, whatever she can get her hands on...shes quite a tough lady if you ask me which is why she's always pushing me and my brother...though her and my father don't have a very good relationship at all - i don't have time to tell you all the shit he does to her....speaking of my father his name is richard james doucette and he's known for owning a bunch of businesses around australia, he's always busy so i hardly ever see him unless he's home bitching at my mother how piss poor of a wife she is "you aren't nothing but a piece of shit evelyn" yeah that's pretty much it..oh and he's fifty.

siblings ,,

i have a sister, she's twenty four and so glad she isn't younger so i don't have to take her out of the situation my parents are in. her name, well it's michelle sabrina doucette and she's currently in italy actually for some kind of learners program or what not i honestly think it was her great getaway for break free from my fathers over bearing hold he had on her.

others ,,

there are no others in my life, for i don't believe in keeping others they just hold you down in the road of life..

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hi monster hospital, i'm carly, and i also play nobody :c. but this one here is played-by vladimir ivanov aka babies daddy, they're so fine.

[oscar campbell]