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Post by oliver orwell on Feb 24, 2010 9:04:23 GMT -5
hello australia, i'm toby lyle rutherford and i'm nineteen. i'm here because i like to study.
YOU'D NEVER SEE ME ..
enjoying the latest kings of leon album. this is mostly because i have taste, but also because i'm not a fourteen year old girl. i guess they're pretty connected, though.
I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED TO ..
blood oranges, eating them straight or in cocktails or whatever, they're fucking awesome. they combine fruit and blood, come on! one time i managed to get some italian beer that had blood orange as an ingredient... words cannot even describe. i'd take it over a handjob any day, let's put it that way.
I GET ANNOYED AT BEING STEREOTYPED AS A ..
pretentious fuck with unfulfilled existentialist aspirations. mostly because it's true.
I FEEL MOST INSECURE ABOUT ..
my utter lack of insecurity. props to paradox!
IF I COULD TRADE LIVES WITH ANY OTHER PERSON FOR A DAY IT WOULD BE ..
sisyphus. yeah, i'm kind of making an albert camus reference here, so i'll assume you don't want a philosophy lecture and skip it.
THE LAST TIME I CRIED WAS ..
well, it wasn't too bad, since it was with laughter. have you seen OSS 117: le caire nid d'espions? if you have, you'll get what i'm saying. oh yeah, that was a couple nights ago, by the way.
THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE IS ..
one time i had a summer job. working for anyone but yourself is insane, trust me on that, so yeah, it was working for my employer.
I HAVE NEVER ..
been able to read back anything i've written and not gag on my own complex.
I DON'T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR ..
my self awareness. honestly, it makes a big difference - faults and flaws really aren't that bad when whoever has them knows they have them.
THE MOST RIDICULOUS RUMOR I'VE HEARD ABOUT MYSELF IS ..
i don't know, i'm not really cool enough to have rumors. i guess there was that one time someone said i was jewish. not that that's a bad thing, it was just a bit of a ridiculous thing for someone to make up.
IF I CAN'T SLEEP IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE ..
i didn't take enough sleeping pills.
IN FIVE YEARS I SEE MYSELF ..
metaphorically pushing a big ol' boulder up a hill, watching it roll back down just before reaching the top, and then repeating this task. as i already do.
parents ,,
joseph rutherford, author & critic : forty-eight.
amelia rutherford, columnist & tv chef : forty-two.
siblings ,,
james rutherford, lawyer : twenty-five.
lily rutherford, med student : twenty-one.
others ,,
spiderman, childhood hero : ageless.
hi monster hospital, i'm lex, and i also play spoons. but this spoon here is played-by clark mallon, he's so welsh.
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