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[holden caldwell]

hello australia, i'm holden reese caldwell and i'm twenty-one. i'm here because i needed to get away.

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YOU'D NEVER SEE ME ..

answer

I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED TO ..

weed, sex and chuck palahniuk.

I GET ANNOYED AS BEING STEREOTYPED AS A ..

burn out

I FEEL MOST INSECURE ABOUT ..

absolutely nothing.

IF I COULD TRADE LIVES WITH ANY OTHER PERSON FOR A DAY IT WOULD BE ..

tyler durden, he's everything you want to me

THE LAST TIME I CRIED WAS ..

i don't cry because i don't have tear ducts.

THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE IS ..

delete all the girls in my cell.

I HAVE NEVER ..

been to the moon.

I DON'T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR ..

being a decent human.

THE MOST RIDICULOUS RUMOR I'VE HEARD ABOUT MYSELF IS ..

that i fucked your mom, but that's not exactly true.

IF I CAN'T SLEEP IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE ..

the girlfriend is suffocating me.

IN FIVE YEARS I SEE MYSELF ..

doing the same thing.

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parents ,,

phoebe caldwell - masseuse/sex therapist/singer-songwriter
ross caldwell - philanthropist

siblings ,,

n/a

others ,,

n/a

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hi monster hospital, i'm matthew, and i also play your mother's heartstrings. but this one here is played-by k.flamme, they're so fine.

[barrett jackson]