-- kissing the lipless /

[memphis alexander.]

hello australia, i'm memphis and i'm twenty. i'm here because i'm a resident.

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YOU'D NEVER SEE ME ..

with ugly people.

I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED TO ..

penis, i really love sex!

I GET ANNOYED AS BEING STEREOTYPED AS A ..

terrorist or a slut.

I FEEL MOST INSECURE ABOUT ..

my ab region.

IF I COULD TRADE LIVES WITH ANY OTHER PERSON FOR A DAY IT WOULD BE ..

the queen of england. i don't want to be old and wrinkly like her but i'd love to sit and look pretty for the country. plus, she doesn't even really do anything right? i'd have so many hot british men come and serve me... naked.

THE LAST TIME I CRIED WAS ..

on prom night. this girl had the same dress on as me but don't worry, i poured punch all over her.

THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE IS ..

fight. i'm not the fighting type of girl but my sister was getting jumped by haters so i had to jump in.

I HAVE NEVER ..

worked a day in my life.

I DON'T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR ..

my fashion sense. i really do help people who are retarded with designers.

THE MOST RIDICULOUS RUMOR I'VE HEARD ABOUT MYSELF IS ..

i had a lusty sexual encounter with my step father, that's not true. i had a lusty sexual encounter with my step brother.

IF I CAN'T SLEEP IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE ..

there's a man in my bed.

IN FIVE YEARS I SEE MYSELF ..

as twenty five so i'll be really old. i'll definitely be married though and hopefully happy.

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parents ,,

my father's name was ramesses alexander and he was egyptian kthanks, not a terrorist. i didn't really get to know my father because he died of an accidental overdose (although some think it was suicide) when i was three years old. he was chief executive officer of some oil business over there so when he died we got a shitload of money. my mother is brazilian and italian, her name is gianna renaldi. we are incredibly close, she is an ex model and she currently resides in brazil with her newest husband, lucas gregory. luke is ten years older than my mother but he's a babe, he looks like brad pitt in mr and mrs smith. anyway, he co-owns a baseball team with my uncle antonio.

siblings ,,

i never had a full blooded sibling or even a half-sibling but i do have wyatt, he's my step brother. me and wyatt are about the same age, i think he's two or three months older than i am and we're pretty close... like sex close.

others ,,

i have a huge family, mostly from my mother's side. i guess me and my cousin chanel renaldi grew up to be really close. she's twenty one years old and last i heard, she was pregnant and engaged to some dude named dominic.

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hi monster hospital, i'm dolly, and i also play your mom. but this one here is played-by daniella sarahyba, they're so fine.

[barrett jackson]