broken floors ,.

[charles yorke]

hello australia, i'm charlie ashton yorke and i'm the best you'll ever have. i'm here because i'm a student..

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YOU'D NEVER SEE ME ..

driving a mobile home?

I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED TO ..

starbucks, hotsauce, soccer, ice cream, fast cars, fast girls.

I GET ANNOYED AS BEING STEREOTYPED AS A ..

a heartless jerk. i mean cmon, just cause i like sex? i have feelings, im not a complete cyborg. i like dogs and small children too.

I FEEL MOST INSECURE ABOUT ..

my ears. nuff said.

IF I COULD TRADE LIVES WITH ANY OTHER PERSON FOR A DAY IT WOULD BE ..

a porn star. it's always been something i've wanted to try in the back of my head. this would be the perfect opportunity.

THE LAST TIME I CRIED WAS ..

when my grandfather died. he was really close to me and he taught me everything i know.

THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE IS ..

drive my best friends mom to the hospital, while she was in labor. the car ride was exactly thirty six minutes.

I HAVE NEVER ..

kissed a giraffe.

I DON'T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR ..

all the good things i do for people. just because im amazingly awesome, doesnt mean i'm a self centered idiodic jackass.

THE MOST RIDICULOUS RUMOR I'VE HEARD ABOUT MYSELF IS ..

i pay girls for blowjobs.

IF I CAN'T SLEEP IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE ..

my bedroom door is open. when i was a kid, i use to think killer clowns would sneak up on me at night.

IN FIVE YEARS I SEE MYSELF ..

working at my father's company. and possibly banging my wife. all this has to stop somethime, you never know.

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parents ,,

my mother is isabella digiorgio, she's an interior designer in italy. she's really made a name for herself. she was a little hands off when it comes to parenting but i dont mind, i've always been more of an independent soul. she's pretty loving and motherly, but she's the type that's always working and impossible to pin down. just imagine me forging her name on all school related things. my father on the other hand, is warren yorke, a native austrailian entreprenuer who owns his own film label, yorke entertainment. he's a really influential guy, he was always on my ass about what im going to with my life. he wanted to make sure i end up just like him and carry out the yorke name in his honor. yeah, high standards. he's more of the hands on parent, but it's more for his benefit.

siblings ,,

im an only child. it's just yours truly.

others ,,

memphis alexander is my stepsister. she's . . . fun.

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hi monster hospital, i'm deej, and i also play ______. but this one here is played-by sam way, they're so fine.

[astrid lemay]