-- karma.

[rosie twist]

hello australia, i'm lucy darche and i'm twenty. i'm here because i'm visiting my parents.

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YOU'D NEVER SEE ME ..

sitting in front of the mirror for hours on end. not only do i not have the patience, but i just don't really care to. i don't get how some girls can literally apply pounds and pounds of makeup. there's a reason i've never been a pizza face.

I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED TO ..

your mom. but really, just smokes. i've been smoking since i was sixteen and yeah, i know it's bad for you and shit, but it's just one of those things that i can't bother to change about myself, at least for now. probably, hopefully, in the future, but i'm all good for now.

I GET ANNOYED AS BEING STEREOTYPED AS A ..

stoner. can't help that i look and act like one. i'm proud to say that i haven't done pot or any other drugs since high school. i can't fucking help what i look like, people! well, i suppose i could get some work done, but i'd rather not.

I FEEL MOST INSECURE ABOUT ..

i know you think i'm going to say my teeth, but that's honestly retarded. they're really the only things that make me unique, so why would i change them? i really hate my man hands, though. i mean shit, have you seen them? they're huge. bigger than my own daddy-o's.

IF I COULD TRADE LIVES WITH ANY OTHER PERSON FOR A DAY IT WOULD BE ..

the gaga. she's just hot. plus i have theeee shittiest voice you have probably ever heard, so it'd be nice to have a great voice too. i kind of really want to know if she has a dick or not, as well. so there you go.

THE LAST TIME I CRIED WAS ..

two minutes ago when i realized i had to do this interview.

THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE IS ..

taken nudez for my ex. of course they got out, they always do. i'm not worried about my reputation, though. i know i'm not a bad seed, and that's really all that matters. that's what the mama told me anyways.

I HAVE NEVER ..

had sex with a guy on the first date. trashy!

I DON'T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR ..

my musical abilities. i can't sing for shit but i am a master at the piano. i was only forced to take lessons until i graduated high school.

THE MOST RIDICULOUS RUMOR I'VE HEARD ABOUT MYSELF IS ..

that i used to strip at a local bar. one, i'm not a ho. and two, i'm literally retarded when it comes to contorting my body, and i can't dance. you honestly think i could pole dance?

IF I CAN'T SLEEP IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE ..

caffeine high. until i crash.

IN FIVE YEARS I SEE MYSELF ..

designing jewelry. i'll be like one of those really sickk women who sell it at craft shows. hell yeah.

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parents ,,

i never met my biological dad, because my mom, lulu, basically decided to be a ho one night and fuck this guy she had just met. pretty sure she doesn't even remember his name because i've asked and she said she doesn't want me to go find him. still, she's a terrible liar and i mean come on, she's my mom. i see right through her lies. anyways, she's a painter. she's nobody famous or anything, and she's a huge artsy fartsy type. every inch of wall in our house was painted by her in her choice of tacky pattern. it's great.

i've got a step dad who my mom married a few years back. they've been together for ages, but for some reason they just decided to get hitched recently. his name's howard, but since that's really not cool, i prefer to just call him howie. his last name's taylor, yes, one of the taylors of the acting dynasty. all four of his brothers and he have been involved in show biz since they were little. he's like the perfect match for my ma, they balance each other out.

siblings ,,

only child, kiddo.

others ,,

n/a

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hi monster hospital, i'm shelle, and i also play no one. but this one here is played-by abbey lee kershaw, they're so fine.

[louise west]