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[darby la grenouille .]

hello australia, i'm james and i'm darby . i'm here because i need to reach divinity (tourist).

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YOU'D NEVER SEE ME ..

in a one piece bathingsuit. the mantra for housewives and fat girls alike. how sad.

I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED TO ..

cigarettes, i guess. newport 100's in a box, at many times during the day. seriously, i love smoking. i'm not one of those people that are dying to quit .

I GET ANNOYED AS BEING STEREOTYPED AS A ..

the bitch, but hey, whatever. love me or hate me .

I FEEL MOST INSECURE ABOUT ..

nothing, i guess. i'm a pretty good looking lady .

IF I COULD TRADE LIVES WITH ANY OTHER PERSON FOR A DAY IT WOULD BE ..

isaac mizrahi, for clear reasons. everyone wants to trade places with their hero .

THE LAST TIME I CRIED WAS ..

i don't know, probably the last time i broke up with a boyfriend, which is totally rediculous. confident girls don't cry .

THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE IS ..

peed, so they would pass a drug test. the thought that i forgot to disclose, was that my urine wasn't nessicarially clean as can be .

I HAVE NEVER ..

peed in a pool. true story .

I DON'T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR ..

all the work i do. seriously, i work my ass off day in and day out, but i'm just like every other little fashion brat in albury.

THE MOST RIDICULOUS RUMOR I'VE HEARD ABOUT MYSELF IS ..

i don't really pay attention to rumors, and for good reason. i'm not the nicest cookie on the planet, so probably along time lines of me being a bitch or a transgender or whatever other stupidness comes along with aussie shat.

IF I CAN'T SLEEP IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE ..

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IN FIVE YEARS I SEE MYSELF ..

running the fashion world. alright, so i know that it takes a little more time than that, but i definately don't want to be an assistant anymore. i am not going to spend the rest of my nights waiting outside of venues for tequila. just not happening.

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parents ,,

rene la grenouille , is my father, and he is a photographer. he's no avante garte, but he does some pretty nice catalouge shootings for macy's and .

siblings ,,

dixie fresca la grenouille , is my little sister. she's eighteen, so she's two years younger than me. to be honest, we never really got along that well. she felt like she was riding my coat tails, and after i was kidnapped, my parents sheltered her like no other. she can hate me all she wants, at the end of the day it's not my fault. my mother is caroline lacroix, although she's french, she's not from france. my mother was a new orleans baby and a pageant queen from the time she was three months old, to the time she was twenty four. she won all the titles, andof coarse, passed them onto me and my sister .

others ,,

nadaa .

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hi monster hospital, i'm james, and i also play dinktyyy. but this one here is played-by julie o, they're so fine.

[barrett jackson]