: dktr. faustus

[oliver orwell]

hello australia, i'm oliver lyon orwell and i'm twenty-five. i'm here because i live here.

credit to amberr.

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YOU'D NEVER SEE ME ..

eating a wholly vegetarian meal, who does that? not counting vegetarians, for obvious reasons.

I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED TO ..

bullshit. it's kind of an obstacle in the quest for truth though, as you can probably imagine. and my kid, i'm morally obliged to say so.

I GET ANNOYED AS BEING STEREOTYPED AS AN ..

asshole. if someone's talking shit, i'll tell them they're talking shit, and i really don't think that's unfair. how else are they gonna learn?

I FEEL MOST INSECURE ABOUT ..

the fact the mother of my child won't marry me. just try finding a man who wouldn't be insecure about that shit, it's fucked up.

IF I COULD TRADE LIVES WITH ANY OTHER PERSON FOR A DAY IT WOULD BE ..

my daughter, ivy. she's the most honest person i know, given that she's five. oh, or my brother. the man handles dead people for a living, who'd say no to that?

THE LAST TIME I CRIED WAS ..

embarrassing. it was about three months ago, i was at my brother's wedding. he's twenty-two, and he and his girlfriend had only been dating three months! come on man. it's not like i don't approve, she's a lovely girl, but i've been asking thea for years. so i drank about a hundred bottles of scotch and ended up screaming at her in the middle of the reception, it was less than dignified.

THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE IS ..

stomach asking them to marry me time and time again, only to be shot down. one day, though.

I HAVE NEVER ..

liked james joyce, what a pretentious fuck.

I DON'T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR ..

the sentiments expressed above.

THE MOST RIDICULOUS RUMOR I'VE HEARD ABOUT MYSELF IS ..

that i've slept with a couple of the students i have to tutor - i'm really not that desperate. oh wait, there was that one back in high school, how'd it go... oh yeah, someone said my parents were nudists and that we, as a family, had a collective fetish for nude gardening. i really cannot tell you where that came from, except my family are kind of batshit insane, and people have always made up crazy shit about them. the truth is probably worse, actually.

IF I CAN'T SLEEP IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE ..

i'm arguing with thea, thinking about thea, or freaking about thea. either that, or ive has had a nightmare and is hogging the covers.

IN FIVE YEARS I SEE MYSELF ..

having finally completed this goddamn masters and maybe giving lectures, i don't know, hopefully it'll come together.

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parents ,,

daniel orwell : fifty-seven, chiropractor
gabriella orwell : fifty-five, children's author

siblings ,,

ruben orwell : twenty-two, undertaker
elizabeth orwell : twenty, student

others ,,

ivy philippa abshire-orwell : five, daughter

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hi monster hospital, i'm lex, and i also play truant. but this one here is played-by jake g., i so wish he was my uncle.

[barrett jackson]