boots and boys .,

[rodanthe devaul.]

hello australia, i'm rodanthe devaul and i'm eighteen. i'm here because i'm a tourist.

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YOU'D NEVER SEE ME ..

without boots and boys. i always have those two things with me. like i'm not even kidding you.

I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED TO ..

i'm a girl of many talents, so many people have told me. i'm a kickass skater, like for real. i love to skateboard, and i told i'm better than some dudes that i know. i love to smoke. i know that it's really bad for you and everything but cigarettes are just really my life. like i always have a pack on me - i probably need to stop smoking but hey - who the fuck cares ? i also love to party. that one song by ke$ha was like legit my party song. it was my song too. like sometimes i would wake up in random bathrooms in random houses. it was really odd. but hey, you love me because of it. i love to make bracelets. i have about a million on my hands as we speak, you are jealous. i know.

I GET ANNOYED AS BEING STEREOTYPED AS A ..

trashy. thank you to all of you who have told mee soo.

I FEEL MOST INSECURE ABOUT ..

my whole face. i feel like it's always breaking out, or my hair. which always feels like a rats nest.

IF I COULD TRADE LIVES WITH ANY OTHER PERSON FOR A DAY IT WOULD BE ..

kristen stewart. robert pattinson is hot as fuck .

THE LAST TIME I CRIED WAS ..

i got my toe stepped on by a really fat guy .

THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE IS ..

i got on the fllooor and tied their shoelaces. lazy ass people.

I HAVE NEVER ..

kissed a girl, and liked it.

I DON'T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR ..

icking ass at beer pong.

THE MOST RIDICULOUS RUMOR I'VE HEARD ABOUT MYSELF IS ..

i was pregnant, HAHAHA.

IF I CAN'T SLEEP IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE ..

the pills are keeping me up.

IN FIVE YEARS I SEE MYSELF ..

okay, i'm going to be completely honest. i can probably see mysel kicked out of my house, and living on the streets about as high as fuck. like, it's something that i would totally do right now. so i can see that. or, i could be the good little kid and go off to the college that my mummy and daddy want me to do. but i love to piss them off and i think i wanna be a bum for the rest of my life. it sounds fun yeah? that's exactly what i thought. getting lung cancer at a young age sounds soo kickass like off the charts. suck on that bitches ! oh, someone told me they could see me pregnant? no thankk you.

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parents ,,

my mom is a straight up whore. and you really think i'm kidding? nope. she doesn't evne know who my god damn father is. how pathetic is that? she's never said it to my fathers face but he knows it's true. roxanne doesn't really work. she lays on the couch smokes and tells the kids to stop running in the house. my father - richard is the provider of the whole family. he works his ass off. he's like some kind of insurance dude? i don't even know. i have three brothers and sisters. i'm the oldest. yes, i know. shoot me in the face. my family is pretty trashy, i'm not gonna lie. i have a rich ass grandfather - my dad's father. he offered my dad his business but turned it down. he still pays for shit in our life evne if my daad won't admit it.

siblings ,,

have two brothers, and one little sister. my brotehrs go from ten to fifteen. the oldest is kingston, next goes tristan. and then i have a younger sister who is five. and her name is tinsley. i try to avoid contact with all of them. it's the best thing to doo. otherwise they won't leave you the fuck alone. i love my little sister though- she is like the mini me. i love it. although my mother isn't going to like raising another me but hey, she will have my brothers to keep in line. but i don't do that for them. there's my exciting family.

others ,,

nadaa.

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hi monster hospital, i'm kayla, and i also play another dude soon. but this one here is played-by kaya scodelario, they're so fine.

[gigi valentine]