/ drop dead

[maryse zhdanov]

hello australia, i'm maryse bomba zhdanov and i'm eighteen. i'm here because tourist.

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YOU'D NEVER SEE ME ..

fuck. sex tapes aren't for me buddy.

I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED TO ..

rock music. rap should go to hell.

I GET ANNOYED AS BEING STEREOTYPED AS A ..

nothing more then a pretty face. wtf man. i got a brain too!

I FEEL MOST INSECURE ABOUT ..

my boobs. they're super tiny!

IF I COULD TRADE LIVES WITH ANY OTHER PERSON FOR A DAY IT WOULD BE ..

kim kardashian. she's hot and gets to fuck reggie bush. need i say more?

THE LAST TIME I CRIED WAS ..

myob.

THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE IS ..

nothing. i'm not stupid.

I HAVE NEVER ..

done drugs. just the occasional beer and cigars.

I DON'T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR ..

my awesome ass singing voice and brains

THE MOST RIDICULOUS RUMOR I'VE HEARD ABOUT MYSELF IS ..

i made a sex tape and sent it to obama. stupid peoples these days.

IF I CAN'T SLEEP IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE ..

i don't want to.

IN FIVE YEARS I SEE MYSELF ..

famous. rich. hot. married.

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parents ,,

bryce zhdanov is my father. he's currently a small time business man former rock star. seriously back in the 1900's bryce z was the only thing you heard. my mother is bahiti sexton and a total whore. she cheated on my dad with some loser and tried to get me to come live with her and do drugs and shit. eisha zhdanov is my stepmother and way more awesome then my real mom.

siblings ,,

none. i'm a single child.

others ,,

nope.

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hi monster hospital, i'm champagne, and i also play nohbody. but this one here is played-by miley cyrus, they're so fine.

[barrett jackson]