, hot chick .

[xena wilder.]

hello australia, i'm xena and i'm nineteen. i'm here because im a student.

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YOU'D NEVER SEE ME ..

bite my tongue.

I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED TO ..

grey goose, sex in bizarre places, and excessive amounts of coco mademoiselle.

I GET ANNOYED AS BEING STEREOTYPED AS A ..

stupid brainless slut. i'm smarter than you'd think.

I FEEL MOST INSECURE ABOUT ..

my height. if i could be about six inches smaller, i'd be perfectly happy and acceptable to the rest of the world. since im not, im just some genetic freak who towers over everyone.

IF I COULD TRADE LIVES WITH ANY OTHER PERSON FOR A DAY IT WOULD BE ..

oprah. who doesn't love oprah ? she's totally idolized and she changes the world all the time.

THE LAST TIME I CRIED WAS ..

when i was thirteen and my grandmother passed away.

THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEONE IS ..

when i was in my sophomore year of high school, my boyfriend convinced me to scale the side of his apartment building in hardly anything.

I HAVE NEVER ..

learned to swim. its ridiculous, i know. but i'm terrified of water and i have no intention of learning.

I DON'T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR ..

my heaps of self control. people think im just some easy skank, but i really dont sleep with everyone. i can resist anyone if i want to. nobody controls me but me.

THE MOST RIDICULOUS RUMOR I'VE HEARD ABOUT MYSELF IS ..

that i was dating one of my good friends and that i was sleeping around to cover up the fact that i was really a lesbian. funny shit.

IF I CAN'T SLEEP IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE ..

insomnia blows.

IN FIVE YEARS I SEE MYSELF ..

probably as fucking confused about my life as i currently am, left to wonder what the hell my purpose is.

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parents ,,

elyse wilder , forty three , socialite, mother.
jasper wilder , forty nine , past actor , father.

siblings ,,

albany wilder , fifteen .
storm wilder , nine .

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hi monster hospital, i'm haley, and i also play nobody. but this one here is played-by jeisa chiminazzo, they're so fine.

[louise west]